I have hesitated to post this, mainly because it's kind of mean to laugh about it, but my good sense was overpowered by my inner evil bitch, so here it is....
Garfunkle's Gutter
The one place on the internets where it is advisable to drink and blog. Algore approved. THE hangout for spammers to relax with cheap porn that they didn't try to push on someone else already.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Ahem, CALLING ANY BRENDA'S!
Brenda is apparently missing in action. I fear that she's been assaulted by Canadians bearing bacon. That's right, Canadian bacon... The only thing worse is serving up John Candy's rotting corpse.
So I'm posting something in an effort to lure Brenda, our benefactor, back out of hiding.
[ singing ]
We are the world... ♫
[ crickets ]
ahem, anyway back to your regularly scheduled post!
Okay, a friend sent me this picture via email and after I cracked up, got a little curious about the origins.
And I found this...
This is all three of the "Rotten Fruit" episodes back to back to back.
Crossposted at Get Stewed
So I'm posting something in an effort to lure Brenda, our benefactor, back out of hiding.
[ singing ]
We are the world... ♫
[ crickets ]
ahem, anyway back to your regularly scheduled post!
Okay, a friend sent me this picture via email and after I cracked up, got a little curious about the origins.
And I found this...
This is all three of the "Rotten Fruit" episodes back to back to back.
Crossposted at Get Stewed
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Revenge is best served in front of a video camera....
Mr.Man showed me this little clip and I've been laughing ever since...
The whole..."tries to make fun of me" really set the whole scene for this dudes frame of mind, don't you think?
The whole..."tries to make fun of me" really set the whole scene for this dudes frame of mind, don't you think?
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Photographs Explained
YEAR: 2021
PLACE: The Caucasian Skin Farms, upstate New York
Happy clones frolic in the newly upgraded kennels at the Caucasian Skin Processing (CSP)plant as they await slaughter. The farm, which sprang up three years ago in response to the huge demand for Pink Boy/Girl Skin coats, has been the subject of much protest from the PETC foundation (People for the Ethical Treatment of Clones)for it's inhumane facility conditions.
"It was disgusting," PETC spokesman, Catherine Martin. "The clones were all spread out far apart, spending their days being forcefed massive quantities of McFeed, and rubbing lotion on their skin all by themselves in little bitty cages. It was so sad. Now that they are penned in together things are going much more smoothly and the owners haven't had to use the hose even once, which is a definite improvement."
Said one clearly elated male type clone, "Boobies and beer. Heh heh! Gug gug gug."
When asked about the recent changes to the plant, CSP manager Jame Gumb responded with the following puzzling comment, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
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