One Extremely Short Story

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Yay! Happy New Year! Wooot!

Cheers

Glug glug

Guzzle

Snort snort

Oh crap! Stop the car, I'm gonna hurl!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ugh. My head.

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

Did Vince just come out of the closet?

Give people what they want...

I sat and tried to think about what people love and what they find funny. Because you know I live to entertain. Hmmmmmm..... what can I think of...


:P Very impressive, this child has skills, but sadly other children don't feel the same way about farting. Or maybe it's just the child's perspective...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Good day,
Ron

And now, for something truly awful

Awesome, I mean awesome.



This happened to me when I found out that Prunella was a contributor.

My New Favorite GIF

When I first heard about this I thought, "OMG, is Obama okay?" but then I found out it was THAT president and I thought, "too bad those shoes missed him."

How to Waste Time #1

If you're bored and have a few hours to kill, may I suggest perusing these Tuscan Whole Milk reviews on amazon.com? They are much more amusing than any of the books I've been trying to plow through lately. Although not quite as funny as the David Hasselhoff CD reviews but then few things are.

The Saga of BloodNinja - Cybersex wierdo

(and my hero)

So I'm trying to find funny stuff on Algore's internets to send to Brenda and make her laugh and I found this... this guy... An artist. Possibly the funniest thing ever seen online.

This guy goes by the name BloodNinja and he has cybersex with people.

But he doesn't do it all serious, he just goes off on the strangest tangents you've ever seen. Here's a sample of his works:

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Checkout the whole saga. It's on the internets.

Are you still here?

No I'm not going to link to it you lazy ass, go find a browser and google it.

Jeez, okay here.

~

Name calling is so childish...

NINJAS ARE MAGIC!

You win extra points if you can hear him say "clitoris"

International Ninja Day

Is today

Beware. Ninja's aren't nice. You have been warned.



Besides, pirates have saucy wenches...

(saucy wench comment courtesy of Josh)

Way Too Stoned?

Maybe I'm just way too stoned but this is the best act I've ever seen in my life. I'd pay top dollar to see them perform live. I love the song's lyrics too.

I have found this video to be amusing and informative. I hope that you will enjoy it as well.

Girly Man

No commentary required.

Source; engrish.com
Thx ChefKt!