Mr.Man showed me this little clip and I've been laughing ever since...
The whole..."tries to make fun of me" really set the whole scene for this dudes frame of mind, don't you think?
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Photographs Explained
YEAR: 2021
PLACE: The Caucasian Skin Farms, upstate New York
Happy clones frolic in the newly upgraded kennels at the Caucasian Skin Processing (CSP)plant as they await slaughter. The farm, which sprang up three years ago in response to the huge demand for Pink Boy/Girl Skin coats, has been the subject of much protest from the PETC foundation (People for the Ethical Treatment of Clones)for it's inhumane facility conditions.
"It was disgusting," PETC spokesman, Catherine Martin. "The clones were all spread out far apart, spending their days being forcefed massive quantities of McFeed, and rubbing lotion on their skin all by themselves in little bitty cages. It was so sad. Now that they are penned in together things are going much more smoothly and the owners haven't had to use the hose even once, which is a definite improvement."
Said one clearly elated male type clone, "Boobies and beer. Heh heh! Gug gug gug."
When asked about the recent changes to the plant, CSP manager Jame Gumb responded with the following puzzling comment, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
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