HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM GARFUNKLE

Garfunkle has a clever costume this year. He's supposed to be taming hair gel.

It's too damn hard to yoink videos from cnn...

delete it when you're done watching
or leave it

McRib

Interview with Simon Garfunkle's Hair

Get Stewed: Hi, I'm here with Simon Garfunkel's hair
Art Garfunkel's Hair: Art you putz

Get Stewed: What?
Art Garfunkel's Hair: I'm Art Garfunkel's hair. Simon has none. And could you not take more time to do a decent photoshop? There's clearly forehead gleam there. You suck.

Get Stewed: Quite feisty there Mr. Garfunkel's hair.
Art Garfunkel's Hair: I have my moments.

Get Stewed: So, who are you voting for in the election?
Art Garfunkel's Hair: Lindsey Lohan

Get Stewed: Is she even running?
Art Garfunkel's Hair: If she see me in person she'll run.

Get Stewed: You ever hear of conditioner?
Art Garfunkel's Hair: You. Bastard...

The Naming of the Blog

The blog is named "Garfunkle's Gutter." Not "Garfunkel's Guitar".

The reason probably is to explore why peoples' minds are in the gutter, not in the guitar. And why would anyone have his mind in a guitar?

Besides, if "Guitar" was the idea, it should be "Simon's Guitar", since he apparently owned the guitar.

OUR LEADER

Garfunkle, who managed to scrounge together a few bob for a motel room last night and get off the street, relaxes in bed and shows us the goods.

Getting an Early Start

A life of its own. This is a boy.

Know how you can tell?

If not, maybe this blog is not meant for you...

-Greg

My First Post

Is not...

DON'T BLAME ME

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize in advance to the unsuspecting internets. Yes, it was my idea, but I got a feeling this thing will take on a life of its own.