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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Interview with Simon Garfunkle's Hair


Get Stewed: Hi, I'm here with Simon Garfunkel's hair
Art Garfunkel's Hair: Art you putz

Get Stewed: What?
Art Garfunkel's Hair: I'm Art Garfunkel's hair. Simon has none. And could you not take more time to do a decent photoshop? There's clearly forehead gleam there. You suck.

Get Stewed: Quite feisty there Mr. Garfunkel's hair.
Art Garfunkel's Hair: I have my moments.

Get Stewed: So, who are you voting for in the election?
Art Garfunkel's Hair: Lindsey Lohan

Get Stewed: Is she even running?
Art Garfunkel's Hair: If she see me in person she'll run.

Get Stewed: You ever hear of conditioner?
Art Garfunkel's Hair: You. Bastard...

4 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

For a minute there I thought Garfunkle was trying to tell us his hair was an ART FORM. Wait....it is!!!

Stew Magoo said...

Yes. It truly is an art form.

Can you imagine the baby pictures?

Anonymous said...

None of you are funny. I hate you all. If hair could kill, you'd be dead a hundred times over. Bastards.

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Are those Mr. Garfunkles pubes?