This arrived in my inbox today. It was accompanied by the following statement:
Shanethequita done voted fo' Obama five times. An' she gon' stand on that payphone without her pants on till Obama do what he say he gon' do and pay her mortgage and put gas in her car!
I'd imagine local citizenry are now taking up a collection...
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My luck vs. Shanequitha's luck:
Shanequitha can stand on top of a pay phone all day, profilin'.
Brenda stands on top of a pay phone, poses, and the phone pole suddenly collapses.
Video on YouTube shortly.
See, if you just took the pants off, there'd be no collapse...
Also compare the Stew's luck:
Shanequitha, profiling ho.
Brenda Love, defilin' poles.
Stew, happens to be nearby and meets say, the lady policewomern, flirts with her innocently whereupon she maces him, takes him back to her squad room, books him for "being too cute" and serially rapes him.
Wait. Can that happen?
That's the coolest lawn ornament I've ever seen. I want one!
Quick radio in for some ones and we can get her dancing!!!
Shanequitha wants a makeover and knows if she makes CNN some reality show will pick her up.
She is prolly smarter than the rest of us.
Oh, dear...
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