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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Buh-LACK Widow

This spider, one of only a few poisonous spiders in the US, can be found all over the states of Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky and Tennessee.

The spider releases a neurotoxin into the victim that, if not treated, can cause death.

The Black Widow hooks up with the male and then sucks the very life out of him after mating (eerily similar to someone I know).

She's very easy to spot...

The female has a very wide backside, is black and has a red hour glass shaped marking on her belly...

You can find this spider in:

Closets
Woodpiles
Under beds
And soon...

The White House!



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4 comments:

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Wait... If she eats Obama, then is she the next President? LOL

brendalove@gmail.com said...

That dress! Never has a dress caused so much uproar amongst the gay Hollywood bloggers.

Stew Magoo said...

Ron, no I think that Hillary becomes President by default.

Brenda, can I just make sure that I got this right; David Lee Roth... GAY???

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I thought Black Widow spiders were female? There goes your whole comparison.