Apparently all of us losers that post at Garfunkle's Gutter are even bigger losers than we think we are.
You see, a few days ago, I signed GG up for Sitemeter. I just received the first GG report, and guess what? Absolutely no one has visited GG in the past few days!
Something's wrong. I know I came to GG. We've had several beautiful postings, and by beautiful I mean bottom of the barrel, gutter-type postings. Commenters have commented, so we know they must have clicked into the site, unless they have psychic powers or something.
Apparently we rank so far below Internet standards that Sitemeter refuses to acknowledge we exist. And somehow, I'm okay with that.
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I know I've been here... maybe they don't even think I'm good enough to count :( It really doesn't do good things for my self-esteem.
Art Garfunkel's hair has sabotaged us
I blame Satan. Clearly this is his doing.
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