I consider myself a daring cook. Usually.
However, it seems that Yankee Ingenuity can sometimes go too far.
Behold the following recipe, located in my [late] mother-in-law's cookbook:
Sue's Salad Spread
Grind together:
3 large carrots
1 green pepper
1 large container Spam or Treet
Mash in 1-2 Tbsp. Mayonaise or Salad Dressing, to taste.
Please note the following for clarification:
1. Sue was NOT my M-I-L's name.
2. Salad Dressing= Miracle Whip.
3. Treet is Poor Man's Spam.
In spite of my creative palate, I can find nothing even remotely redeeming in this recipe. Especially since the words "Grind" and "Mash" are included.
GAH.
5 comments:
Ummmmm.... ewwwww.... Me no like Treet or Treat or Spam or anything similar.
I think maybe I'd toss that one in the round file.
Well, that narrows down the cause of death.
Serve that recipe in a bowl of lime green jello and it sounds like something my grandma would have made.
You can always substitute cat meat for Treet!
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