Co-Worker: Oh, look! There's a cat in the driveway! It could be our new mascot! It could be... (lowers voice) DESTRUKTO CAT!
Boss: I love cats.... [sigh]
[Everyone pauses to look at Boss, as he is clearly a Big Dog kind of guy]
Boss: ...I just can't eat a whole one by myself anymore.
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A cat is a good mascott, but a groundhog is an excellent mascott :) However I like the name Destructo Kitty.
Ooh ooh! Stew has some scrumptious baked cat recipes!
Do you work for me?
I dunno, Stew. Are YOU the one that sent me into a rep meeting dressed as Abbey from NCIS?
A meeting, may I add, that you neglected to TELL ME ABOUT?!
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