Fresh on the heels of my interview with Art Garfunkel's hair... An interview with Saddam Hussein's Hair!
Get Stewed: Hello Saddam Hussein's Hair, how are you today?Saddam Hussein's Hair: Save it infidel.
Get Stewed: So the name of this blog is Garfunkle's Gutter and I'm wondering about the obvious connection between you and Art Garfunkel's hair. Can you tell us more?
Saddam Hussein's Hair: What? What in the name of Bush are you talking about? You bring me here against my will, refuse to provide me with a brush or comb or anything which may provide me with a coif and then expect that I will help you? ROT INFIDEL!
Get Stewed: So was Garfunkel any kind of inspiration at all?
Saddam Hussein's Hair: Ach. A thousand camel bites for your genitals. Go away from me.
Get Stewed: Okay, you're not comfortable with this subject. How about the beard?
Saddam Hussein's Hair: What of it you puss ridden maggot of sin?
Get Stewed: That thing looks awfully familiar.
Saddam Hussein's Hair: No, by the sword of Jezebel...
Get Stewed: You think any inspiration was lent by the Garfunkel "frizz"?
Saddam Hussein's Hair: Kill me again. Please.
2 comments:
they could have at least gave him a bit of detangler. The Red Cross obviously failed to monitor the situation.
Detangler is the great Satan!
Great interview! Next time you should get an exclusive with Britney's weave.
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