- I'm buying controlling stock in Encyclopedia Britannica
- Once vested in this now worthless stock I'll...
- Hire lawyers to sue Al Gore for inventing the internet!
It's bound to succeed.
The one place on the internets where it is advisable to drink and blog. Algore approved. THE hangout for spammers to relax with cheap porn that they didn't try to push on someone else already.
5 comments:
Well that's better than that prostitution idea. Dammit I spent several weeks standing on the corner in heels and I didn't make one damn dime!!!
Sounds like a perfectly cromulent idea. Tipper still owes us for that music rating system she started.
Ron, you must accentuate your boot-ay. Perhaps you could wear chaps made of saran wrap? As long as I don't have to look at it I'm full of helpful ideas.
Prunella, wouldn't it be wonderful if we could all live in peas and Tipper never got bored as second fiddle wifey?
Perhaps if she had a poolboy...
Stew, I must remind you that Algore is a lawyer. At least I think he is, anyway. This will never work. Perhaps if you invested in a bacon-flavored Encyclopedia Brittanica? That might even work selling it door-to-door!
not just a lawyer... he invented the legal system!
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